tim: “damn sex with her is so great. that pussy was so good it gave me a spiritual ejaculation”
vadim: “wtf dude that’s sick bro!”
tim: “yeah bro”
vadim: “wtf dude that’s sick bro!”
tim: “yeah bro”
by bigcockplay69 November 24, 2018
Get the spiritual ejaculationmug. A spiritual Button touch happens when you are at a poker room with your significant other and are winning then lose suddenly and someone else starts to win big after getting on the same machine you were playing on. When you sit next to your significant other and they go in the bonus and retrigger multiple times, your spirit touched their machine..... A spiritual Button touch
by PhatMamaJones June 15, 2024
Get the Spiritual Button Touchmug. When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.
John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.
by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021
Get the Spiritual Penis Bondmug. Spiritually you must prove yourself to the Supernatural in many ways, then the Higher Doctrine & the Immortals will trust you if you are within the category of the caring spirit...
by HaloTheHalo August 11, 2024
Get the Spirituallymug. When a so called man of God lines his subjects up like bowling pins and throws his coat or waves his hand at them they all fall, fall down like bowling pins. (strike!!). Claiming to be slain in the Holy spirit.
The pastor invoked an altar call and 10 people came forward. He lined them up like bowling pins then after throwing his coat toward them they all fell down like a strike in bowling. This is Spiritual Bowling.
by Runt Of Hell August 18, 2011
Get the Spiritual Bowlingmug. Them: I'm sorry I'm acting this way but Mercury is in retrograde and I probably won't be better until the next phase....
Me: don't use the toxic spirituality as an excuse for your shit choices this week.
Me: don't use the toxic spirituality as an excuse for your shit choices this week.
by Luna710 June 30, 2021
Get the Toxic spiritualitymug. When you've received information in the past from an ordinary source - book or other person - and attribute it now to coming through you from a spiritual source, such as "your guides".
Some people who say they channel have spiritualized cryptomnesia. They begin each sentence with "My guides say" and then speak a common truth. E.g., My guides say the cure for the pain is in the pain.
by CoreEmotionalHealing.org July 22, 2018
Get the Spiritualized Cryptomnesiamug.