Kmart Special

1. Used to describe a cheap or outdated item; may also refer to something of poor quality.

2. A bargain.

"That phone is a brick; it looks like a damn Kmart Special."

"Did you pay a lot for those rims? Naw son, I got the Kmart Special."

by Teedge April 29, 2008

Special Child

Someone who posts on TikTok

That special child is about to lose their license to live

by ABCDEFG,HIJKLMNOP,QRS,TUV,WX,Y October 3, 2021

florida special

The act of getting drunk and high off bath salts, then getting a blowjob from an alligator which ultimately results in the loss of ones penis

Benjamin was sad, so he gave himself the Florida special

by QWERTY7769 April 22, 2020

Zupan Special

When Zupan hands you a candidate whom you believe is all set, ready to take the job...however it turns out he delivered a real bag of shit, not closed and just a royal pain in the ass.

Following Zupan's advice, I presumed the candidate was ready to accept the role, however come to find out, the candidate was a real Zupan Special, he/she never intended to take the role, only used our offer to counter his current employer.

by Flanker67 June 8, 2018

freshman special

crappy weed that you buy/sell to freshman or anyone else not worth giving your good weed to.

just smoked some freshman special a half an hour ago and i dont feel anything anymore.

by penguin1610 May 30, 2010

Luka Special

When an NBA player has more points than the opposing team combined after two full quarters of play.

In game 7 of the 2022 Western Conference Semi-Finals between the Dallas Mavericks and Phoenix Suns, Luka Doncic trademarked the term "Luka Special" when he outscored the entire Suns roster, including Chris Paul and Devin Booker, through the first 2 quarters of the game.

by blakes_takes May 16, 2022

Special Leave

Generic term used within many administrative sections of UK public sector to excuse/justify/advocate frivolous waste of public funds through unnecessary staff absence, and expense claims. Can cover various pursuits including, but must adhere to following: (1. Must NOT conclude with beneficial outcomes for funding body (the public), 2. Must offer opportunities to waste public money through paid absence, and unnecessary expense claims, 3. Must be so ludicrous in their inception to rile and annoy other tax payers.). Funding for special leave is regarded as a higher priority than employment, and as such is not affected even in austere times and redundancies.

Example of use: "hey, you hear about half of the department being made redundant last week? I only heard about it when I submitted my expense form for last week's special leave - we went skiing. Yeah it's so unfair all those redundancies - I blame the banks."

by cf_phil November 14, 2013