ski mask

What happens when you give someone a facial that goes around both eyes and the mouth

I shot it on her face, but she could still see because I gave her a ski mask.

by Mr Pokey January 10, 2005

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ski poles

A nickname given to any girl who has been known to simultaneously jerk off two guys sitting either side of her.

I hope ski poles is coming on our next excursion, Jack.
She sure made the bus trip a highlight last time.

by tweeter27 June 12, 2006

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ski beach

A small island on the California delta,that hosts big party on sundays, if your feeling horny you can go there and find yourself a stripper.... many of them, if your down to do some blow u can find that there to

If your mad at your daughter take her to ski beach and watch her Bhole get pounded

by Eric Rhinharte February 13, 2018

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Skiing the slopes

When someone does multiple lines of cocaine in a row

Did you hear what Brian did last night? He jumped through a window and ran all the way home after skiing the slopes.

by GaryLarsonBush January 28, 2022

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Ski-Tard

An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.

A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.

"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.

by triplec787 August 11, 2010

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