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shrooms

dick that just pongs of musty fungus
Person 1: washing hands is basic hygiene etikette
Streets: hell fucking no
Person 2: His hands smell like tuna water
He who belongs to the Streets: Well dicks don't smell like fish
Person 3: Pee is ammonical and emits a fishy stench half ass
He who belongs to the Streets: Oh
Woman 1: Tuna + Musty dick

He who belongs to the Streets: °• •°

(.i.e. puts his hand near his crotch and whiffs. circles are the eyes and the black dots are his nostrils)
Woman 2 to everyone: Can you see the green vapors evaporating from his pants ❗❓
Woman 3: STDs❗
Woman 4: Clearly no one blows him. He for the streets
He who belongs to the Streets: *Sobs at the street corner*
Person 4: Smelly shrooms
by TRAVIS GRAVIS CASH MONEY August 5, 2021
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Spore-shroom

A plant in Plants vs. Zombies 2 which shoots viral spores which does good damage but can turn Zombies into other Spore-shrooms once they're destroyed.
"Spore-shrooms are so good in some worlds because they can pressure the Zombies by a TON."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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Shroom Geeker

A person that’s addicted to poisonous mushrooms because they make them feel high
Jerold is a mad Shroom Geeker.
by Otistube1 June 18, 2025
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Crimmas Shroom

A mushroom which is celebrating Christmas wither by cosplay or baking cakes or distributing presents. If someone hurts this type of mushroom, they are bound to go to hell.
Person 1: Hey look at that mushroom, it seems like it has a christmas hat
Person 2: NO! THAT'S A CRIMMAS SHROOM!! You'll be damned if you eat that!
by BlackNinjaKR November 24, 2021
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Dune shroom

A mushroom found growing on a dune made of sand
Well I’ll be Joelly boy, is that a dried up dookie?

Noo, Elizabeth my girl, that is a dune shroom!
by Caucontheloose September 19, 2022
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shrooming

A form of BDSM where a male repeatedly wraps a rubber band around the bottom of the head of the penis in order to gratify himself. This action begins to shrink this area, making the head seem bigger and thus, making the penis look similar to a mushroom.
1) “Did you hear that Brayden got caught shrooming during class because he passed out from his circulation being cut off?”

2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”
by anonymousgooner420 March 9, 2024
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spoon shroom

when a man spoons with a woman just for anal sex.
"Did Joseph really spoon shroom allysa last night?"
by dagger dick dave February 22, 2021
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