Saliva Shine

When you clean someone’s butt after they poop with saliva

Hey John due to the toilet paper shortage I’m going to need you to come give me a saliva shine

by RamDit March 21, 2020

Jonny Shine

(also known as JonELf) The coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that' a lot, and will bring breakfast to your room every morning

hey, did your day go?
Ah, it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room
sounds like a real Jonny Shine

by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020

after the shine

When a guy/girl chases after a member of the opposite sex because of their sex appeal or physical attractiveness.

He didn't really like her, he was just after the shine.

by ckhan09 June 2, 2009

shine the weasel

to jerk off, masturbate the penis

i'm going to watch some porn and shine the weasel.

by G1969 November 6, 2017

Ball-Shining

The illegal process by which Ball Chowder is harvested.
Customarily, the village idiot, a senile man over the age of 90 will perform the biyearly ceremony. He masturbates into a mason jar, then, scrapes in all of the penile fungus he has developed by way of disregarding personal hygiene. The mixture is allowed to ferment for several decades, whereupon it is taste-tested and subsequently "graded." The largest importer and exporter of Ball Chowder is the nation of England, where the treat is created in every town and village. It is now a 674-Trillion Yen industry, exceeded only by the United States' imports of Saudi oil.

Have you ever had Ball Chowder from Goatssechsschyre, those peeps know Ball-Shining!

by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007

poon shine

"The sweet nectar of a female hillbilly."

"Hot damn her poon shine tasted better than my ol' granpappy's MOON shine!"

by Teddy November 3, 2003

shine time

opportunity to take the spotlight and show off your greatness, stepping up to the occasion and excelling under the pressure

Lebron James needs to get his shine time! Get him the rock!

by HC Loc September 19, 2006