A person who shares a lot of memes/post on Facebook and then writes hilarious and sarcastic comments. They usually share about 15 - 30 memes a day.
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Get the Sharist mug.one who goes to the gym to talk rather than work out. A pump shark will continually walk up to people who he/she senses are have a good work out. The shark will then stroll up to that person and talk their ear off until they have effectively taken away the persons pump, hereby killing that persons workout for the day.
jake: Im going to get a great pump in today!! I can't wait to get to the gym and get my swoll on. You wanna go around 3?
Timmy: Man, if you want a get a good work out you better put your head phones on and stay away from that fuckin pump shark thats always there around that time.
Jake: Fuck that lets just go to the other gym so we don't run into that guy
Timmy: Man, if you want a get a good work out you better put your head phones on and stay away from that fuckin pump shark thats always there around that time.
Jake: Fuck that lets just go to the other gym so we don't run into that guy
by Nuke85 November 7, 2010
Get the Pump shark mug.by Jeffrey the trany February 28, 2017
Get the Reggae shark mug.(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
"What's up with Joe today?"
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017
Get the Morning Sharpener mug.Sometimes when I wipe... I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe... a hundred times. Still Poop, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something. That's the devil's sharpie.
by jihadonU September 22, 2014
Get the the devil's sharpie mug.The San Jose Sharks are a professional ice hockey team based in San Jose, California, United States. They are members of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League.
Founded in 1991. Home arena in the HP Pavilion based in San Jose (AKA the "The Shark Tank"). They hold Division Championships for 2001-02 and 2003-04.
Have just had their logo changed in 2007. Team colors are Deep Pacific Teal, Burnt Orange and Black. Mascot is S.J. Sharkie.
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San Jose Sharks Old Logo (1991-2007)
Founded in 1991. Home arena in the HP Pavilion based in San Jose (AKA the "The Shark Tank"). They hold Division Championships for 2001-02 and 2003-04.
Have just had their logo changed in 2007. Team colors are Deep Pacific Teal, Burnt Orange and Black. Mascot is S.J. Sharkie.
San Jose Sharks New Logo
San Jose Sharks Old Logo (1991-2007)
by Smilefallingstar November 24, 2007
Get the San Jose Sharks mug.A beautiful human being who is loved by all. At least mine is. This is my mom the person who is a part of who I am today, who is caring, loving, pretty ,funny and somehow always has a smile on her face and daily tells me that I am a "gift from god". I can always come to her with my problems and I hope that she knows vise-versa. She is also a great listener and will hear you out. I just read all the other definitions and just know that they are all wrong you shouldn't judge a person anyway ,these are what caused the world to have stereotypes. I love life and my "Sharon" loves them 2
by Just giving the honesty October 28, 2017
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