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scullymonster

"hey doug, you know your girl is a scullymonster when she owns a pair of knee pads and doesn't own skates."
by Vixon October 28, 2003
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Scullyosis

A condition first diagnosed in a female FBI agent in the mid-nineties, Scullyosis prevents the subject from accepting the strange and paranormal despite clear supporting evidence or strong personal experience. Sufferers of Scullyosis will deny the existence of aliens, for example, even after being abducted, probed, having their DNA harvested, meeting their alien-hybrid baby, taking it to the first day of kindergarten, watching it graduate, sending it to a good 4 year college, attending its wedding and holding their own 1/4 alien grand child. It’s a powerful condition that turns potentially dynamic and interesting characters into one dimensional, broken record skeptics.
Dude1: Whoa. There's no freaking way that that's possible - that frog did not just turn into a prince. it's just not possibe.

Dude2: Ummm, you just saw it happen with your own eyes.

Dude1: That doesn't men it's really real! Because it ISN'T.

Dude2: BUT YOU JUST SAW IT FOR YOURSELF.

Dude1: yeah man, but it's not possible, so it isn't real. it can't happen.

Dude2: Man, you got a real bad case of scullyosis.

Dude1: Sure, fine, whatever.
by Cathy123581321345589 May 13, 2009
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scally

Scallies use words like 'nyeh' i think its a combination of both no and yeah, when they disagree with you they like to say 'nah mate' and they often like to call 'ya mam' as you walk by.
Male scallies are easily recognised by their tracksuit, pants tucked into socks? (don't ask me why) blue/white hoody or baseball cap all nike, reebox or addidas for real scallies and usually seen with a bike and gold sovereign rings hang around in groups of 5-7
Female scallies wear tight clothes and large earings, and don't forget the clown necklace.
I live in Salford a city close to manchester which has been voted scally central of the uk, by the way i don't like the no good, window smashing, mam calling, thieves i am a mosher and have to be careful going to and from school
by Scallys are Gay March 19, 2004
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scally

Another name for a slut, whore, hoe, or tramp.
Usually said when gossiping about a girl.
Person one: That girl right there is a brainer!
Person two: EWW. What a scally!
by thiiszbiiotch April 25, 2008
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rap scallion

(n) can be used to replace almost all nouns with a negative connotation.
eh! u rap scallion, dont touch my school of possums!
by p.$chmitz November 12, 2003
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scally wag

1.A female of questionable mental stability, usually mentally challenged or at least acts that way. 2.Normally but not restricted to being ugly both inside and or out. 3. Dependably useless tool for ejaculation. cum dumpster,jumpoff
1.Tom and his friends are out on the town club hopping. While on the dance floor tom reaches out to dance on a girl who doesnt look half bad in the poorly lit room. once the disco light shines bright tom gets to see that his new found companion is missing two front teeth, not to mention while tom chooses to go dance with another female, the snagga tooth broad follows him, tom has encountered a scally wag.
by Jnyce April 18, 2006
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Scallywag hookerface

ska-li-wag h-kər fās n. -

1. A home-wrecking skip-skop skeezer interested in relentlessly pursuing relations with a brother who is already in a relationship.

- Jordan Jarnagin
Scallywag hookerface: "Cuz you're a scallywag, a hookerface. Stop stalking a brother. I'm about to catch a case."

- MC Prototype, "Can't Hide"
by The Noise Academy August 30, 2010
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