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Scrotum Scruncher

When she is blowing you and squeezes your balls so hard they make a scrunching sound.
"Dude my girlfriend gave me a scrotum scruncher when she was blowing me last night."

"No wonder you've been limping and speaking in a high voice all day."
by Jacp123 March 30, 2016
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Scouchie

An article of clothing only Danny Scoular would wear; or, a clothing style that only Danny Scoular would endorse (Syn. ugly; Ant. fashionable)
That royal purple shirt is soooo scouchie!
by jimmy mandrin November 17, 2004
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scuchie

when you put on a pair of slippers or something soft and get a warm fuzzy feeling but you don't want to say i feel fuzzy.

(warning: if not pronounced correctly you may end up offending someone)
Jenny: These slippers are so scouchy!

Hannah: What did you just call me?!

Jenny: I said scuchie.

Hannah: What are you saying?

Jenny: Nevermind, your from Dumbfuckistan, sou you wouldn't understand it if i explained it to you.
by Pembroke Welsh Corgi Lover January 7, 2010
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Crunchies

The main stalk in a lettuce leaf that provides a crunchy texture and ruins a good salad
This salad was mostly crunchies which made it basically inedible
by Mbwata December 26, 2017
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Kitty Cat Crunchies

Dried cat droppings and urine absorbed into cat litter. Usually termed once the pet dog is munching out on said litter described above.
I caught the dog munching out on kitty cat crunchies. Gross, but they should totally make a dog food like that. It would sell like crazy!
by hardtopickname February 27, 2013
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scratchies

Something you get from a (slut).
Damn that slut girlfriend gave me the scratchies homes....WTF..I thought the bitch shaved...
by redneck January 19, 2003
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scrungie

by rdawg December 21, 2002
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