Samuel

A boy who eats everybody he sees, especially women in their 70s

I saw samuel so I went to hide

by Deadly boy October 10, 2019

Samuel

Stupid, disgusting, annoying piece of shit you'll ever meat
If you ever meet one, RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Person 1: Is that a Samuel?!?!?!
Person 2: OH SHIT IT IS RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by IHATESAMUEL.COM May 13, 2019

Samuel

Some asian retard ching chong

nigga what: Samuel

by Datniggawitdabag October 25, 2019

Samuel

A gay fuck that sucks fat cocks all fucking night with his milimeter penis. He will be a virgin till college and he lives in his moms basement till 40 years old

I suck and swoalow bbc (big black cock) all night.samuel

by ROBERTO A. GONZALEZ April 20, 2018

Samuel

A nice caring guy, who will accept you for who you are, He is easy to be around and he would never do anything to hurt your feelings. he is constantly horsing around and doesn't give a crap about school.

"That gut was so Nice & sweet, he must be a Samuel"

by Noa lang July 15, 2019

Samuel

Samuel is a loving creature. They can beat up practically anyone, but can also be the most cuddly person you'll ever meet. If you ever meet one, don't let them get away. You WILL regret it. If they like you, they will guard you with their life, no matter how hard it is. If they don't, they'll let you know. They're always a big teddie bear until someone they love is in danger.

Kid 1: You're friends with a Samuel?!

Kid 2: Ya...
Kid 1: You are so lucky. Never let him go

by Lucille😏 July 7, 2023

Samuel

A Ethiopian nigga that gets zero bitches and thinks he good at basketball

“ Hey i’m Samuel “

“ stfu dickhead”

by pussydestoryer554 April 25, 2022