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Rumble Rabbis

Crypto Jew and Shabbos goy commentators on the Rumble video platform who complain all day about companies' woke agendas, but curiously refuse to ever name the Khazarian common link behind them all. Obviously in the service of the nation wreckers who wish to divide and conquer because causing a problem that goes relatively unnoticed is itself useless unless you can also cause outrage and point the finger elsewhere. Typically supports Israeli terror to help wash goyim tax dollars to their Khazarian MIC masters, draft the goyim into war, crush the US with massive debt, and drive angry refugees from the Middle East to America. See also, Walshism.
The Quartering, Salty Cracker, and Rekieta Law are all notorious Rumble Rabbis.
by Objective-Reason Daddy November 3, 2023
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Stumble-rumble

A stumble-rumble is the result of having consumed a few too many and proceeding to kick the living shit out of another person or one's self due to irrationality.
Shirley got into a stumble-rumble with Bob at the karaoke bar because he sang their song with Sue-Ellen.
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The Rumbling

The Rumbling is a sex position where a guy and a hundred other people in red jumpsuits all start fucking the hell out of the man or woman that they are having intercourse with while then stopping on either a male's cock and balls or a female's cooter.
Eren: "Tonight we got an escort, we're going to try out our test run of The Rumbling on her."
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Red Rumble

The rumbling of the stomach indicating the urgent need to go to the bathroom.
Boy 1: “Bruh I feel the red rumble!”
Boy 2: “The bathroom is over there.”
by Walking onomatopoeia December 3, 2019
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Rumble Fishing

I’m looking for a strapping young lad who’s into rumble fishing
by The rumble fisher March 2, 2019
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random rumble

im back but who fucking cares also uh a very fucking overrated game
by arandomdudelol September 24, 2023
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John Rumble

The inventor of the Midwest Rumble Strip, known for its intense damage to the taint while riding on a bicycle. John Rumble has built up a very negative public view after his death due to the use of the despised Rumble Strip. Although congressional attempts to remove to Rumble strip, it’s use gave the Rumble family generational wealth, which has been used to relocate John Rumble’s grave to safety after multiple displays of public indecency directed at his grave had been reported. Most use “John Rumble” and “the Devil” synonymously.
John Rumble’s Rumble Strip blew out my taint.
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa
by ILeftMyTaintInIowa July 28, 2024
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