Rule 34D

In relationship to it's namesake, rule 34D states that for every song, there is a dubstep remix of said song.

Billy: Know what my favorite song is?
Kevin: Tell me, let's find a dubstep version of it!
Billy: Screw dubstep, it's just noise!
Kevin: There are 54 dubstep remixes of Barny's 'I Love You' song...
Billy: That's so lame, screw Rule 34D...

by Chamber12 May 25, 2011

Rule 347

Downvote if the video doesn't have subtitles...happiness should have subtitles

RULE 347 - If someone uploads a funny video to the internet and there is someone speaking with a very bad pronunciation or there is noise that does not allow to be understood, it must be accompanied by subtitles so that everyone can laugh, otherwise they must downvote

by XBMforce March 31, 2022

Rule 343

This rule states that rape is always imminent, no mater what.

Noob: i got away
Cool guy: lol rule 343
Noob: *rape*
Noob: damnit

by Isokill March 8, 2011

Rule 34I

Rule 34I is used in conversations. If porn is brought up in a conversation someone can say Rule 34I. The conversation is then brought back to the point of time that porn was not mentioned and no one can talk about porn for 15 min.

Guy1: hey whats up man, wonderful weather where having.

Guy2: nothing much man you?

Guy1: well i just saw this awesome porno the other day.

Guy2: Rule 34I

Guy1: um.............. wonderful weather where having.

Guy2: Thats what i thought you said.

by sterlingclover July 28, 2012

Rule 34A

The extension of rule 34 that states that if no porn can be found of something, /b/ will make some.

newfag: I've searched everywhere for porn of an ostrich being raped by a hippopotamus. It doesn't exist and therefore rule 34 is wrong!

oldfag: Moron, rule 34A. (produces porn made in MS paint)

by Zell65 December 15, 2008

Rule 34D

If a dog exists you can find and pet him on the internet if you look long enough

Alice: Aaawww all these dogs on the internet are so cute! I wish i could pet them all!
Bob: You can, rule 34D, but you need to prepare your hands for full petting capacity!

by Artiquno June 10, 2018

Rule 34A

The rule stating that the invocation of rule 34 invalidates rule 34.

Rule 34-A makes Rule 34 useless.

See rule 34

Example:
Guy1: OMG, I love Disney Movies
Guy2: RULE 34!!!1!1one!
Guy1: *smack* Rule 34A. No pr0n for you.

by Urtho January 27, 2008