Rummaging Rudder

When one shits too hard, it causes their whole ass to move

Q: BRUH, that Wendy’s 4 for $4 made me destroy your toilet

L: BRUH, you just had a Rummaging Rudder

by Rick’n’ Roll July 1, 2020

Rudder those Udders

ruh-der thOHz uh-derz; the act of navigating one's penis between the cresting waves of two large breasts ei. titty fucking

Forget motorboating them titties, I wanna rudder those udders.

by BraynesLives March 15, 2020

dragging rudder

swimming nude with a boner

1.Giancarlo was swimming slower than normal because he was dragging rudder. 2. Jeff lowered his pants and got behind the jetski so he could drag rudder in front of the jet and release his semen into the lake.

by simps4roast April 24, 2024

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021