ruh-der thOHz uh-derz; the act of navigating one's penis between the cresting waves of two large breasts ei. titty fucking
by BraynesLives March 15, 2020
Get the Rudder those Uddersmug. The act of storing your Ford Mustang keys in your crotch, so that your boyfriend must fish them out to drive your diva ass home
Matt was at a car show and his boyfriend had to mustang rudder his keys to get home. Everyone came home a winner.
by Mr. V the og July 9, 2019
Get the Mustang Ruddermug. Originating from sixteenth century French sailors, who would spend many days out at sea in poor hygienic conditions. This term is used in the gay community to refer to the instance when one partner does not properly clean their ass before sex.
by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021
Get the Muddy ruddermug. When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Ruddermug.