Ricardoed

The act of someone scratching your new iPod touch.
This also gives you and Enrique the right to call them a bitch for ever

Drew:Ricardo can you jailbreak my iPod?
Ricardo:Sure
.....Next Day.....
Ricardo:here!
Drew:its not jailbroken? A scratch? you bitch! I got Ricardoed!

by Definitely not Drew September 9, 2010

Rikard

Most fucking awsome guy you will ever met. He might seem like a duchy fuck tard in the beginning but as soon as he wips out his huge mongus duck from his pocket every one changes thier opinion. Even do he has an amazing duck Rikard is pretty awsome too. Some attributes Rikard has is for example: pussy magnet, extremely handsome, funnier then Hitler memes (kinda hard to fucking be that), And having a fucking huge dick.

Wow that guy is really a Rikard!
I wish i was a Rikard!

by forres1 March 22, 2017

Ricardo Oliveira

A Famous footballer. Also a fat fuck with a "fat cock" and enjoys women called Rheana.

Hey, your like Ricardo Oliveira! LOL! Large Don

by Large Don October 5, 2020

tumbrel remark

A comment made by a rich person that makes the lower class think of lampposts and guillotines.

Marie Antoinette saying, "Let them eat cake," is a tumbrel remark.

by George William Edward Johnson February 18, 2009

Clitteratory Remark

a comment or declaration involving the clit of someone's girlfriend's, mother's, sister's, or significant other's.

George: dude, i think he just made a clitteratory remark about your mom!

by wtf wth bish March 27, 2010

Ricardo

The love of my life. A beautiful soul with the biggest heart. Takes care of so many people and never complains. Has a big but soft heart but doesn’t like to show this too often. Needs to work on showing his love that he is dedicated and trustworthy. He is a great protector and a great role model. Tries his hardest but doesn’t get recognition a lot. He should settle down and live his best life

Her: hey Ricardo, do u know what I want??
Ricardo: yes to be my halal?

Her: how do u know me so well?

by Nothinggoinfforu February 2, 2023

A fat person remark

when, for example, a fat person asks when the next stage of something will occur, when they could do it themselves. they're too lazy to do anything for themselves and huff/puff when someone else hasn't done it already

a fat person remark is when a fat person asks when the next stage of something will occur, when they could do it themselves.

Example:
Fat boss: So what are you working on?
Grunt: Everything!
Fat boss: So how are we doing with that last project
Grunt: Still going through it, but I'm working on this major/very important project for our boss, so that other project will have to wait (note to self: or fat boss could pick up the slack and do it!)
Fat boss: Oh, what's that about, tell me more, blah blah blah...
Grunt: Go do your own work you fat bastard!

by GruntinglyEmployed October 17, 2011