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Religion is a con trick for retards.
"What's your religion?"

"Oh no, sorry, I don't have any imaginary friends."
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The biggest scam in history. Used to segregate and divide people.
Whats the biggest scam in history?

Religion
by God’s Son March 26, 2019
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The definition of {religion} is what makes you believe a certain culture for example: {Islam} , {Christianity} , {Sikhisim} , {Buddhisim} , {Hinduisim} and more. Some religions have a story that forms that religion
by Michelleyolo123 October 22, 2019
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"An organized panic about death" - Dylan Moran, Irish comedian

Largely centers around the fetishistic worship of an invisible sky fairy, who will send you to be tortured for all eternity unless you love him/her/it. Apparently gives free licence for child abuse, war and acts of terrorism, as well as being an insufferable bore at dinner parties.
Having studied world religions for three years as an undergraduate, I personally conclude religion to be an organized panic about death. I would have had an equally productive time conversing with a paranoid schizophrenic, and it wouldn't have cost as much.
by Kolltomnus June 1, 2020
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The search for an answer to a question and making your own answer and calling it correct and that everyone else is wrong.
Guy 1“How was the Earth created?”
Guy 2“God.”
Guy 3“No, there is evidence that it was

evolution not religion.”
Guy 2“NO, I SAY IT WAS GOD SO IT WAS GOD!”
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Type of belief; characterized system of faith. Millions of religions have been created, with Christianity; Islam; and Judaism being at the most known types although there are still others.
He believes in a religion; he's religious!
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Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.
by Karl Marx August 13, 2003
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