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Real Love

when all you can think about is that one person
when you know you'd do absolutely anything for him/her, no matter how painful it is
when you don't need terms to define what you share
when you don't need physicality to know how much you two are in love with each other
"I really think I've found it.

"Found what?"

"It's real...I'm telling you..."

"What is?"

"This love I'm in, it's real love. It's so real. I'm telling you."
by Mrs. Karate January 2, 2012
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Rave Ready

Rave-ready is a term referring to the mind state of being "down to do anything at any time without question", as long as it's socially called for within a group setting. Originally referring to excessive drug usage and partying, the creators of the word soon realized it was more than that... it's an entire lifestyle.

You're either Rave-ready or you're not.
There is no grey area or in-between.
If someone asks you if you're Rave-ready, you say, "Yes... I AM."

If the situation becomes foul and disgusting to the point of not being cool anymore, you can claim "I'm not Rave-ready enough", and in this case you are exempted because that situation has become "Rave-expired". It is no longer within the bondaries of being Rave-ready.

Both living creatures and inanimate objects can be Rave-ready. It takes a lot for a non-living item to be Rave-ready though. It has to be TRULY Rave-ready to be Rave-ready.

The group consensus determines if someone or something is Rave-ready or not. Raveready.com will be the future site for all your Rave-ready needs.
1. "Let's take some Xanax and then go home and buy a Quarter Ounce of Cocaine and do it all to the face while we stay up another night and go in to work on Monday looking haggard. That's totally fucking Rave ready"

2. "That guy running around in his underwear at the party was NOT Rave-ready. That guy was definitely Rave-expired."

3. "Is eating this 36-hour old California Burrito fucking rave-ready guys?" "Hell no, that's not only rave-expired, that's FOOD-expired."
by Psilo707 July 2, 2008
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Hot-N-Ready

A new unit of measurement as defined by the price of a Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready Pizza ($5). When money is tight, and pizza is your primary food source, things get a lot more real.
Hey Steve can you loan me $25 for some concert tickets? No way Jason that is like 5 Hot-N-Readys.
by Puddy's 8 Ball Jacket March 11, 2017
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star power ready

In PlayStation2's GUITAR HERO, star power is ready after your meter has reached a certain level, allowing a bonus multipler until your star power runs out. This is activated by the words "STAR POWER READY!" cueing you to sweep your guitar vertically in typical rocker style, or you can wuss out and press select for the same effect.

In real life, a person will get ballsy after realizing or hearing from his buddies that if he's "star power ready"...carpe diem, rock star! Bonus confidence and self esteem!
Guy: There goes Melissa, man I've wanted to hit that for years!
Dude: Star power ready, homeslice.
Guy: Dude...I'm totally gonna go for it this time. My star power IS ready!!!
Dude: You rock!
by MyDigitalis July 19, 2006
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Real DJ

A Real DJ is a professional Disc Jockey that has mastered the art of mixing on turntables. A Real DJ incorporates all styles of mixing, scratching and music blends. A Real DJ will not just sit there and simply push buttons, rather a real DJ will understand that Deejaying is not a sit down job and actively mix , remix and utilize creative mixing techniques to elevate the energy level of any event.
Sad DJ: Aww man this guy's crappy needle keeps skipping and has tracking issues with serato"

Real DJ: "Don't you know Real DJs don't share needles unless they come from a trusted source, LOL"

Sad DJ Connects Ipod to one side of mixer and starts looking through other DJ's laptop asking: "how do I search for songs on here?"

Real DJ 1: "your in a crate you need to, go to ALL MUSIC if you expect to find anything on my computer, besides it's already unplugged from the system, LOL"

Real DJ 2 says to Real DJ 1: "Real DJs don't try and use other DJs song libraries" LOL
by Wheels o Steel September 30, 2009
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are you for real?

When someone says something so outrageous that you have to clarify their sanity.
Dude, are you for real? I got an F!
by melovestacoswithapassion January 7, 2011
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