by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the robertmug. Robert is A homophobic little piece of shit. He never knows when to keep his mouth shut. Fucking fat ass. Annoying af.
Robert-hates gay people
by 111Robloxdude April 26, 2019
Get the Robertmug. A very loud and often balding man.
With a schlong like a raisin.
Due to his tall stature his balding is very well hidden, it becomes evident when he’s on his knees groveling for forgiveness as he so often does.
Robert loves the party dingos and nose beers
With a schlong like a raisin.
Due to his tall stature his balding is very well hidden, it becomes evident when he’s on his knees groveling for forgiveness as he so often does.
Robert loves the party dingos and nose beers
by ChrisA789 November 17, 2018
Get the Robertmug. Bitchass nigga who can’t get a hold of himself constantly crashing into problems and leaving them unsolved like a pussy
by TUM0RT1CKL3R July 28, 2018
Get the Robertmug. Robert is a little bitch who gets no girls he has no dick he is fat as hell and ugly as hell he is the most annoying person ever and is gay
Robert sucks dick for free !!!
by Chicken nuggets123456 April 10, 2019
Get the Robertmug. A special type of human species that revolves around buying wooden ladies. Diagnosed with salt-syndrome. Continues to deny, but actually has an Indian wife while cheating with a lady in a storage unit.
Guy: Dude, why are you so salty? It was just a new Symmetra rework.
Guy 2: Nah, it's okay, he is just being a Robert.
Guy 2: Nah, it's okay, he is just being a Robert.
by TheOneAndOnlyRobot July 16, 2018
Get the Robertmug. by #youwish February 10, 2019
Get the Robertmug.