Quaranteen

Being quarantined with teenagers. The worst type of quarantine for any parent during Covid-19.

"I am quaranteened! It is torture. No one should ever spend this amount of time with teenagers who never leave the house".

by shagdini April 30, 2020

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Quentin Quarantino

When your advised to quarantine due to a world wide crisis are extremely bored you are stuck indoors your social media movie making skills are in full affect. Named after Quintin Tarantino who is known for directing, writing and scoring his own movies.

Cecil was locked up in Quarantine so decided to direct and Fim a Quentin Quarantino Instagram story.

by Bushcomberbrown April 2, 2020

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Quarantine

The thing that will want to make you rip your hair out and jump off a cliff. Isolation for a long period of time. Good for introverts but even they get annoyed

Joe: What’s quarantine
Bob: NEVER SPEAK THAT WORD IN A HOLY HOUSEHOLD
Joe: ok ok ok

by LilyLaBeau May 7, 2020

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Quarantine The Kids

When you ejaculate into an isolation mask,then proceed to slap it onto a womans face.

She would'nt swallow so i used her mask and slapped it across her face. I told her since she would'nt swallow just quarantine the kids then.

by Devilmannn October 25, 2020

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Quaranting

The act of properly practicing social distancing while establishing a mutually beneficial relationship with a new person, in the isolation of your own home.

(A play on ting)

Zay: Man, I heard that Anna met this new guy on Tinder yesterday. Too bad she's quarantined due to COVID-19.

Jason: Nah man! He actually went over to her place, decked out on personal protective equipment. They maintained at least six feet of distance but became pretty close (figuratively speaking, of course). They're a quaranting now.

by RansomXX March 17, 2020

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