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puppet master

Noun. Mostly used under political connotations, but can be applied elsewhere.

Definition: A person who uses their actions or words to control someone or something of a lesser will, also known as pulling the strings of someone or something. Often a puppet master uses actions in addition to thoughtfully assembled words (with a commanding or guilt-inducing voice inflection) as his or her weapon. Puppet masters use their victims to acquire things, such as sex, money, anything of monetary value, and emotional holds over others (their puppets). Often occurs (but is not limited to) in close relationships such as intimate romantic relationships, parent-child relationships, and employer-employee relationships. A puppet master's interactions with their victim/s is almost always beneficial for the one pulling the strings.
1. Some speculate their must be a puppet master above President Bush.

2. Girl #1: I'm so happy, my car is spotless. My boyfriend washed it for me this weekend.
Girl #2: Damn, he just washed it last week! What are you, the puppet master?

3. My boss is being a total puppet master, I've been working overtime this past two weeks and didn't realize it until I got my pay check and realized I don't get paid for overtime!
by USS Lady Red September 14, 2007
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puppet funk

The odor that results from having a hand up one's ass all day.
by CheeseGimp March 25, 2003
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puppy mamma

Much the same as baby mamma , but involving ones pets instead of human offspring. Generally a much more peaceful relationship than that of baby-daddy/baby-mamma.
Yo, since I be shootin' blanks, alls I gots is a puppy-mamma!

Tyrone used the connies since he didn't want to further the depth of his relationship with LaQuishaUrethraUrineChlamydia, who was his puppy mamma.
by TeeZZZZJay June 26, 2006
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Puppernop

Corey is a complete puppernop, he killed every single one of my puppies while they were tripped out on LSD. They didnt even have a chance.
by Bloodnarfer January 5, 2010
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Pruppin

A small breed of dog responsible for programming, algorithms, logic analysis, and various other processing activities which enable animatronic gorillas to perform. Canine control systems often consume sparkly pink champagne cupcakes solely for transduction purposes. And sometimes they wear bonnets.
"You're the cutest pruppin in this entire bar!"

"Pruppin, can we go get panda express?"
by Glittergasm Louise August 30, 2012
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Puppet Special

The feeling around, in a persons anus. That is so pleasurable you can almost control them.
"Hey Ryan how was your date last night?"

"It's was great she gave me a puppet special!"
by The puffy Wey December 29, 2013
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Puppy In the Window

When someone has a highly visible booger in their nostril, it is a Puppy In the Window. You just can't keep your eyes off of it. Allows for a non-awkward explanation to the owner of the booger.
Yes Bill, I'll get that report right over to you. Oh, and Bill, you have a Puppy In the Window. (Points at own nostril)
by Rundanrun December 21, 2016
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