Cunt Punt

To punch or kick a woman's vagina in anyway.

Girl 1: Bitch I'mma cunt punt you!
Girl 2: Lolwat?
Girl 1: HEADBUTT TO THE OVARIES!!

by MisterKay August 9, 2009

Cunt Punting

The Female Equivalent of Cock Blocking except in a lesbian or same sex female relationship.

Person 1: God last night my dog was cunt punting me and my girlfriend
Person 2: Ah so you couldn't screw huh.

by supergayegg April 19, 2018

cunt-punt

Lesbian equivalent of cock block
To punt away potential cunt as to block potential cock

Christi was hitting on this hot chick when kaylie's drunk ass cunt-punted christi.

by Monarch soccer March 25, 2010

cunt punt

When a dumb bitch gets kicked or punted in HER junk.

Ohhhh damn....bitch just got str8 cunt punted .....and ol' boy had a running start!

Damn son, that had to of stung a lil bit, ya feel me bro?

For sho' to I wonder if they got his shoe back yet or not.

What are you talking about?

Oh snap you didn't see or hear what happened? Ol' boy lost his shoe on the return from the cunt punt! Fo' shizzy yo! He gave the bitch a cunt punt and lost his shoe. It just vanished, gone, disappeared, you know like "POOF BE GONE"

by Sevynn8Nine&SheWasYummy October 22, 2014

Turd Punt

Literaly passing a turd.... explains why you havent ever seen it. If you do experience this, please allow the incomplete pass, dont touch it - especially if the person was eating corn

person with a corn turd on their face: ah gross!!!!!, someone turd punted me!!!!!

person with shit on their hands: hell yeah.... im ashton kuchar and im awesome!!!!

by ellz0rzzzz August 25, 2006

cunt punt

cuntpunt is the act of attacking a woman in her vulva, can cause extreme pain.
A kick in the cunt can hurt a woman, or damage your baby maker.

a whore sleeping with my male, I will avenge me, then I'll hurt your vagina.
Let me give an cunt punt this bitch!
I'll kick a bitch in cunt and stick your feet inside the vagina of the woman.

by CUNTPUNTVAGINA December 8, 2014

Cactus Punt

Someone wearing an ice climber's boot (Spiked Tip) and kicks someone with the bottom of the boot in their testicles.

I told my friend if he didn't quit talking smack about my girlfriend I'd give him a jolly ol' Cactus Punt.

by Jack The Stalking Jew Ass Ripper November 23, 2006