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Puerto Rican Move Out

Moving or leaving your current residence in the middle of the night as to avoid anyone (i.e. neighbors) from knowing or seeing.
Did you see where Mike went? All his stuff is gone from his dorm.
Ah must've been a puerto rican move out.
by Boneasaurus September 8, 2010
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Puerto Rico

The island of enchantment. An island with over 270 miles of amazingly beautiful beaches. The culinary capital of the Caribbean. Famous for its seductive nightlife. Home to endless natural beauty. Home and birthplace of Barcardi and Medalla. Birthplace of Salsa. And home to the most good-looking and happiest people on Earth.

Ignore any pointless definitions. They were written mostly by ignorant, stupid, hillbilly, redneck incompetents who were probably born on shitty land-locked states, probably haven't been further than 10 miles from the most insignificant town of (insert shitty, useless town name here) on which they were born, and the closest they have been to a beach is a toad infested lake.
Puerto Rico does it better.
by CivilizedPerson September 4, 2013
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puerto rican sneak-her

A sexual move performed as follows:

When engaged in sex in a doggy style position, pull out and exclaim "Oh whoops, my dick fell out." Replace yourself with a large Puerto Rican friend, and let him resume. Wait a moment, then run around in front of partner and shout "Surprise!"

Alternate names: Juan Carlos Surprise, The Sneaky Thieving Mexican.
Hey Mike, how're you and Sandra doing?

Not to good man.. last night me and Juan did the Puerto Rican Sneak-her and she ain't to happy..
by zon June 10, 2007
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Puerdom

Pronounced - P-Wor-Dum

Slang for a womans vagina.
I just want to lick that girls PUERDOM all night long.
by Mr 510SAM January 3, 2010
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Puerto Rican Speedboat

A single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.
Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.

Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.

Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.
by Paddy O'Toole January 5, 2011
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Puerto Rican Cooler

A cooler made out of a card board box with a trash bag in it.
how are we going to keep the beer cold?" "Lets make a Puerto Rican cooler!
by Angry Cosack February 23, 2011
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puberty flute

When your voice changes pitch during puberty, you play the puberty flute.
My fourteen year old son's voice hasn't mutated yet. He frequently plays the puberty flute when he can't steady his voice's pitch.
by s1s3but0 January 31, 2014
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