make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation

hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009

puck rabbit

The male version of puck bunnies

Person 1: yo hockey girls are so hot man
Person 2: ur such a puck rabbit!

by Youmeurmomandabed603 February 19, 2022

Puck

Means the same as the actual word "fuck" but used by pussies who dont cuss.

Pussy who doesn't cuss: *sees something out of the ordinary where you'd usually say, "what the fuck"" but says "What the puck!"

by Young wrangler January 18, 2017

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023

Gamer Puck

1. The thing you have been searching for the last half hour only to realize you had it all along. 2. A set of keys, thought lost but found in one's pocket, a pair of sunglasses though lost but found on one's own head. 3. Any item, idea or solution, found in the most obvious place possible.

Rocksteady Eddy and I spent an hour looking for the controller to his Xbox. I finally thought to look on top of the Xbox itself, and there it was. We both looked at each other and said "Gamer Puck!" at the same time, and now my shoulder is a little sore and I owe Eddy a soda.

by rickyukon August 21, 2020

Off-Puck Defense

When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.

"Dude my uncle was playing Off-Puck Defense. What a bitch."

by dpass19 April 7, 2020

fudge-puck

The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.

Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.

by aintnobumblebee January 17, 2011