by TheIndieFilmMaker January 23, 2010
by Poontanker Patrick October 28, 2003
an alternative to the traditional playoff beard reserved for mostly female hockey fans. one such female can still retain hopes of getting laid and still show support for their favorite team.
--man pulls down woman's pants--
"wtf?! i thought you shaved?!"
woman responds: "take it easy. its just my playoff pubes"
Man: "sweeet"
--fornication insues--
"wtf?! i thought you shaved?!"
woman responds: "take it easy. its just my playoff pubes"
Man: "sweeet"
--fornication insues--
by smokindude April 19, 2011
the transformation of your man-bush into a soap resivoir by rubbing shampoo, soap, or body wash in it, resulting in a thick lather.
i murdered my family, then cleansed their bodies with the tiniest bit of soap by way of the pube loofa.
by Ethan Bowman January 15, 2008
The pube fairy eats bogeys and shits out pubes in their place. Everyone wonders at some point in their life what happens to all the bogeys they flick and wipe all over the house, and why pubes pitch up everywhere for no reason at all. It's the pube fairy.
I'm feeling a tad peckish, where's that dirty bogey i wiped on the sofa last night? For fucks sake, that pube fairy bitch ate the bastard and shat out a ginger pube. Bang out of order.
by badoig April 02, 2008
The hottest most sexual muppet of them all... Kermitt.... Also it can be a badass mother with a huge dangly cock.
by Lisa January 25, 2005
The Yeti were a species of humanoid ape-like beings that lived in the Himalayan Mountain region of Tibet. The Yeti are also popularly known by the name Abominable Snowmen. Many can visualize what the Abominable Snowmen looked like by recalling the character from the classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer children's Christmas program. To picture Yeti pubes, imagine a guy with the same type of white, furry, unkempt hair in his pub region as the Abominable Snowman had all over his entire body. Stormy Daniels made this description famous in 2018 while describing the genital region of the fake illegitimate president Donald J. Trump, which she saw during their adulterous affair.
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart."
by Bakunin Lives September 19, 2018