poncho nuts

n.

Totally crazy or trippin

Yo, Matt over there is totally poncho nuts.

by Frickedurchick93 June 27, 2016

poonchu

A dumbass bimbo that thinks he's a player when all he pulls is push doors.

Poonchu go fuck yourself.

by Priyansh March 29, 2017

backward poncho

When a girl is so unattractive, that u make her put a poncho on backward to cover her face and body. this is the most degrading form of the paper bag.

Sam: Yo did you fuck the sea monster last night?
AJ:Hell yea, i gave that bitch a backward poncho.
Avi: preach it

by AJ castellini April 8, 2008

Picnic Rug Poncho

That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.

Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!

Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug

Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.

by GoodOneFucker May 24, 2014

ponch

Ponch is the term used when you eat and poo at the same time. poo + lunch = pounch

i where so stressed and late for work today that i had to take a ponch to make in in for work in time

by Superheron June 15, 2011

Velveteen Poncho

Teabagging a person who has removed a full set of dentures. Analogous to a Velveteen Rub.

Picking up chicks at a nursing home is the surest way to find yourself getting a Velveteen Poncho.

by overmonk September 10, 2011

Poonchies

the thing between a ladies butthole and belly button that smells like fresh fish

Chiduls mothers poonchies were so crusty last night

by chidul November 2, 2010