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mean gay priests

Clerics who would sell their own mothers to be monsignors or bishops. They exploit their position of authority for personal gain, manipulate others to consolidate their power, and engage in harmful or unethical sexual behavior with other men (usually other gay priests). They are a sect of the mean gays that usually thrived in seminary and were deemed golden boys in their respective dioceses and among formators.
Mark: why are those guys such assholes?
Joe: you stupid idiot those are the mean gay priests. They will stop at nothing to either fuck you or fuck you over.
by Pepejulian November 21, 2024
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beat the priest

“Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”
by Capt jigglebottom January 30, 2018
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Cal priest

A filthy fucking nonce who is as Inbread as adalia rose and a forehead as big as Mandingos dick
by Dildoinyourdadsdraw July 18, 2018
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Frisky Priest

Ever had a "Frisky Priest" shot?

It's just a shot of whatever is convenient, but as you take it someone has snuck behind you and jambs a thumb in your ass crack.
Elliot was out drinking with us and we got him a "frisky priest," he spat his drink all over the bar!
by Chas Duran December 8, 2020
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Judas priest

Alexander Anderson, character from Hellsing series was refered to as judas priest
- He is Alexander Anderson!!
- Who?
- Judas Priest!
- Like that music band?
- THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!!
by Hakunaruma February 4, 2021
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Priest

A man of god, a pedophile, and or a source of comedy.
"Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!" - Father Ted (Dermot Morgan)
by RhapsodyURBAN July 2, 2022
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priest derby

The alter boy version of the Kentucky Derby when priests ride 10 year olds.
Father Fudge Packer rode his 10 year old alter boy to victory at the Priest Derby.
by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 20, 2025
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