Pooskati

A fat man that is under the control of ronald mickdonald. They roam the streets on fridays looking for young children

"NOOO! its Pooskati! Hes coming for my bum!"

by Chowbuuuuukniortangi! August 31, 2003

Poosemia

Poosemia is when microscopic bits of poo get into ur blood stream


History:
in the olden days they used to vaccinate children against it but now the vaccination has been abolished and now its in
his blood stream theres not much we can do

Symptoms:
when he sweats, his sweat will smell of poo, there are other symptoms too, he will get poo-shaped colourings on his skin, not unlike what ringworm looks
like when its present

Warning:
poosemia is very contagious!!!

Common Mistakes:
but actually, its impossiblre to catch it from that because poosemia is not a sexually transmitted infection
thats a very common mistake to make

... poor Kenny has caught the disease, Poosemia

by Wanky1 August 6, 2008

Poosagna

A lasagna made from snow and dog shit.

The result of your dog pooping in the yard, getting inches of snow in which your dog continues to poop on, and then this process repeats itself until spring.

"Honey, I'm going to go scoop shit for the next 3 hours. We've got a veritable poosagna out there."

by Sam Lawrence September 8, 2016

Poose

The answer to many of life's big questions.

Should we go to a gay club??
I'm not sure, do you have your gay poose with you?

by Ashley Poose Stewart January 17, 2009

pooser

a very sexy and adorable dog that has white fur and looks cute when he sleeps.

i want to have sexual intercourse with pooser.

by gayboi123 July 15, 2010

poohead

A poo that is stuck in ones arse and will not come out.

Paul ate too much curry and found that when he went to the toliet the poo was a poohead.

by Antons December 20, 2005

poostache

a moustache that looks like it was rubbed in with poop.

"that faggot ass white boy has a poostache"

by ianis rad, ben ben, c dawgs. March 19, 2004