aussie poofs

An Aussie poof is a white Australian who cant handle hot food, they don't eat chilli, or spicy cuisine from foreign countries, the only curry they like is butter chicken and are usually big sooks

Aussie poof: "can I get some more ice cubes in this water please? My mouth is starting to burn up"
Waiter: "bloody Aussie poofs"

by Cyberdelic bozatron October 28, 2017

Boof poof

When you put nitrous in your asshole and then poof

Yo last night night I was so high I shoved a whip it up my ass and I boof poofed. Also I boof poofed your mom.

by Mike Huntisjew April 11, 2021

foof poof

A nicer way to say Cunt Punt.

I foof poof’d her so hard she quief’d cunt nuggets.

by WelshDan October 2, 2018

Poof Monger

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and bites at the bubbles

Brandon J is a Poof Monger.

by Bossman241524 March 12, 2020

Poof baby

A baby that goes into a mother’s womb without having to do the Hankey Pankey

The Angel said to marry, ”Marry you are having a poof baby”

by Michaelsoft Binbows December 9, 2018

scooter poof

an obese person on an electric wheel chair

That fucking scooter poof blocked the whole isle at walmart

by peasscoot April 24, 2015

Powdered poof

The act of inserting copious amounts of cocaine into the rectum of your partner then proceeding to have them fart it out into your face.

Me and my girlfriend Maggie did the powdered poof last night. Ended up looking like a 18th century monarch

by YungDiqCheez February 17, 2020