cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

Cyber Potato

Someone who sits in front of the computer for hours surfing the internet, rather than going out and having a life.

I may be a couch potato, but my cyber potato brother hasn't moved from that computer screen for 3 hours.

by Havana192 November 22, 2009

cleveland baked potato

The act of lining a woman's mouth with aluminum foil, and proceeding to take a huge shit in the foil.

Cynthia immensely enjoyed last night's cleveland baked potato as a midnight snack.

by Bothee August 24, 2006

I can count to potato.

This response is necessary when an internet comment, post or blog is so ridiculous that no other response can be given.

"When I was a child Jesus Christ took me onto a UFO and showed me the future with multicolored Lego sculptures."

That's awesome! I can count to potato.

by Chipperlew August 6, 2012

Couch potato

Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.

Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"

by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006

crouched potato

Sitting on the toilet trying to shit, when you've just had some chips. A difficult shit

One thing's for sure, after those chips you'll be called a crouched potato all night!

by Witherswither May 17, 2016

Coach potato

Someone who reclines all day long because they don’t have to work, who is endlessly shopping online for Coach bags and wallets.

Don’t hate me because I’m a Coach potato!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 24, 2023