“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 07, 2022

Ed Platinums

An abbreviation of the beer, Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums.

What did you drink last night?

Shared a carton of ed platinums with a mate, got shit faced.

by 95tzy July 28, 2009

Mr platinum

Saying that your gonna platinum a game on ps4 every time you start a game. And then never getting more than 1% done with it

Mr platinum is gonna platinum this game this week and then never play it again

by Sodie man December 29, 2021

Platinum Bass

Term used to describe someone who's a massive bottom.

"Dude, he's a total Platinum Bass."

by Snake451 July 07, 2022

Dani Platinum

A privilege. One not to be played with.

Imagine knowing Dani Platinum? That’s a privilege

by Dani Platinum January 11, 2022

Platinum Minor

Person whom dates for money and status. *Unlike person who dates only after the money - gold digger*

My brothers wife is real platinum minor

by DSMDRARR October 18, 2022

Burnout Platinum

The state at which one becomes so fed up with feelings of burnout that they become burnt out on said burnout itself.

Burnout Platinum is nothing compared to the indomitable human spirit that lies within Alexandria.

by Smatrick Smeverett December 15, 2022