Pirates be lootin'

When someones doing something 100% in character for them

"I'm gonna go see a movie"
"damn bitch, pirates be lootin' I guess

by IWannaDryHumpAlGore March 9, 2025

Pirates cannon

It’s where you proceed to shit in your hand and shove it in someone’s ass and they shoot it out like a pirates cannon

Boy 1: “ yo, it smells like shit in here”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”

by JohnnyKraka April 18, 2025

PirateSoftware

If he's involved and they don't arrest him, kill him. I will murdered your kids and if I am not credited and pay I have no reason not to. I'm not working for the rest of my life so some liberal can feel like he's doing anything other than enslaving someone digitally and calling whatever he does with the money "helping people." The economy is collapsing. Whoever you help is being un-helped but YOU aren't losing anything are you. You're not the righter of wrongs. You're a retarded bitch who learned how to code and developed a God complex. Kill yourself or I will murder a child.

Hym "Yeah, if piratesoftware is involved, you are right to threaten his life. Take it. Kill him. If he is the one doing this, and every red cent he has made off of me is not place firmly in MY pocket and not a single other person's, I will kill a child and there isn't a goddamn thing you can do to stop it."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2025

Pilates

A New age and highly refined exercise method primarily developed to train the bodies of soldiers and fighters to make them more able to withstand and deliver power and sudden violent force. Now it is primarily practiced by smart women who want to look like they can kick ass in a fight and who probably can for real.

As Dara pulsed through Pilates Corkscrews she imagined a scenario involving a large man attempting to force her to sit but using her core and leg strength to maintain stabilitiy and to not fall and then summarily to use her agility, mobility, and power to deliver a throat punch to her harasser followed by a swift knee to his soft belly. Before that people just thought of her as a Pilates Princess with a hot body, but now they understood she was a bad**s.

by alixDDD July 18, 2025

Suburban Pirates

Pirates without a ship or ocean but go on adventures like pirates and find and pillage like pirates

who the hell are you calling punks?! we're suburban pirates

by captainjamesswapdadeck February 9, 2013

junkyard pirates

Las Vegas's premier automotive enthusiasts, born out of sheer need of the ability to express oneself without being persecuted (or caring if you are) for the style of which you choose to create your ride.
Making functional art out of scrap/crap scavenged from wherever you can get it.

Example:
Junkyard

Thrift store
Yard sale
Dumpster diving
Curbside throw out

All while challenging your inner youth to stay young.

Let's grab it out of the junkyard and make it work like the JunkYard Pirates we are!!

by JYPScott January 25, 2016

mashy patates

Another word for mashed potatoes

I enjoy mashy patates

by Just-no November 22, 2020