picnic table

To fornicate with an unknown member of the opposite sex in a public or inappropriate location.
"I want to picnic table some honies tonight."
by Ms. Hot Pants June 21, 2007
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Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
by MGSuperstar July 02, 2023
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university picnic

(n.) an event characterized by the intake of pizza, beer, and marijuana while lounging on the floor of a room; (v.) to engage in a chairless picnic of pizza, beer, and marijuana in a sparsely appointed room, such as a cheap studio apartment or dorm room.
They kicked through the half-emptied growlers and greasy pizza boxes left over from the university picnic to get to the bed, high as hell, nestling under wool blankets to finish the peerless finale of Gravity Falls.
by Adabeie March 24, 2016
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Ant Picnic

This is when there is an itch in your butthole. It feels like ants are having a picnic down there!
p - "hey why are you walking all funny?"
s - "ugh, just another ant picnic 🧺"
p - "hate when that happens. I have to shit and i'm sensing an ant picnic coming."
s - "yeah, feels homophobic"
by gibe gupe July 13, 2021
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Hitchens Picnic

A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.
While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.
by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 21, 2022
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Picnic basket

A person's hidden bag of fetishes. The things you don't even admit to your besties.
I'll tell you one fetish but I'm not showing you my whole picnic basket on the first date.
by laszlomann July 30, 2014
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