Parking Lot Pick-up

When a wankster decides to use "rapper" language to ask you your name as if he is trying to hit on you.

I was outside of the drug store and this guy used parking lot pick-up to try and get me to go with him.

by Clhaeulrseena September 29, 2009

Pick up the diapers

Sex while crying and apologizing profusely.

Man, I accidently named the pornography directory on our shared computer "PicsOfKittensAndPuppiesStickingOutTheirTongues." I didn't think she would open it. I guess I'll have to really "pick up the diapers" tonight.

by lavishfestival July 29, 2016

ghost pick up

When someone acts like their going to pick up their dogs poop, but leaves it in someone else's yard.

I hate my neighbor! Every time that dog poops in my yard she does a ghost pick up!

by ghostpickupman April 06, 2017

Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 07, 2025

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 07, 2025

pick up trou

To raise one's pants from ankle-level to waist, covering the nether regions; opposite of drop trou.

My buddy dared me to drop trou in front of a group of school kids. It was really embarrassing when the police officer told me to pick up trou before I was arrested for sexual harassment.

by TrouDropper February 24, 2011