He is a hooman that is good at sleeping and will gladly sleep. He sleeps during sleep hours, and plays video games any other time of day.
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The school that wants parents to believe has everything under control. While walking the hallways, hearing racial slurs and young boys moaning is not uncommon. Do the teachers do their jobs right? Of course not! You can usually spot the difference between a PCMS student and a normal student by looking for some of these traits: Dog collars, Privileged, and curly haired homophobic males. The best part about this school is their absolutely, positively AMAZING dress code. Don’t believe me? Just ask our principal why a girl’s shoulders are arousing.
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Girl: What is that man doing hanging off the side of that building!?!
Boy: Oh, that’s C-Penn, he’s working on the sign, he gives zero fucks.
Girl: Wow, he really is the number one stunner, huh?
Boy: Oh, that’s C-Penn, he’s working on the sign, he gives zero fucks.
Girl: Wow, he really is the number one stunner, huh?
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Guy 1: “Dude I got into Penn State but into Altoona. I wish Pitt didn’t reject me so I could have gone to a cooler place with stuff to do”
Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you
Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you
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I have never been more jealous of a woman then of Elizabeth Lail-
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Lets just say I completely get Love Quinn. That woulda been me asf if i EVER got a chance will someone with the face of Penn.
I woulda grabbed that man and neverrrr let go.
RIP Love
RIP Peach (fine ah mofo)
RIP Joe (you were too yummy for this world)
I have never been more jealous of a woman then of Elizabeth Lail-
Ur telling me this gyal got to have penn badgley AND shay mitchell??? Pureeeee greeedddd
Lets just say I completely get Love Quinn. That woulda been me asf if i EVER got a chance will someone with the face of Penn.
I woulda grabbed that man and neverrrr let go.
RIP Love
RIP Peach (fine ah mofo)
RIP Joe (you were too yummy for this world)
by asscruncher September 15, 2025
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