pelican tits

When someone (normally a male) has extremely saggy tits.

You- wtf he has massive man boobs

Friend- no he just has pelican tits

by pyrolitch September 18, 2016

pelingas

Balls

I was hit in the pelingas when the baseball took a bad skip and hit me in the crotch .

by Gomezr123 May 29, 2016

Pelican Pilot

A Pelican Pilot; is a helicopter/airplane pilot who always has more reasons not to go flying than to go flying.

Customer: That "Pelican Pilot" you sent never wants fly!
Boss: I know; you have to throw rocks to get them to fly!

by Maximizeme March 9, 2020

peeling my cuties

Using a razor or electric trimmer to shave or trim your nut sack.

"Hold up bro, just peeling my cuties real quick"

"OMG Becky, he's hot but he cut himself peeling his cuties"

"Bro can you look at my nuts real quick, I was peeling my cuties and think I missed a spot"

by ematz May 10, 2020

Pelican Breath

Someone with breath that stinks of garbage, sewers and shit

Jesus That William Wood has pelican breath

by LoyalRoyal1871 June 10, 2020

Pablinko

The act of being ousted/kicked out of a social group without any known reason. Generally happens over night, and is PERMANENT.

Bob: Have you talked to Steve today?

Shawn: Oh you didn’t hear? He’s been pablinko’d. He’s no longer part of the group and you’ll never see him again.

by Allidoisbowl30 August 23, 2020

pelican hammer

sophia i told you it meant nothing.

“say pelican hammer”
“what- no”

by Avery000 April 27, 2021