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Hard Pad

DDR Slang: A homemade or bought pad to be used at home, but is of a higher quality than most others in the market. Often made of metal, wood, hard plastics and plexiglass, they are highly prefered over soft pads; cheaply made mats made up of multiple layers of soft rubber or plastic sheets.
My new Cobalt Flux is one great Hard Pad.
by Jebus December 8, 2003
mugGet the Hard Padmug.

Brillo Pad

A soap filled cleaning device thats made of steel woll but feels like its made of mens pubic hair.
I make my own brillo pads out of my own pubic hair.
by Brewski. August 2, 2009
mugGet the Brillo Padmug.

pad experience

The realization, then the confusion, upon stumbling across an unexpected relative (Aunt Flow). College students across the nation came up with this word in order to easilly describe a messy situation. Usually involves parties and alcohol.
by Raoul Hazard February 27, 2005
mugGet the pad experiencemug.

The Brilo Pad

The act of shaving your pubes, and then not shaving for a few days so it gets really prickly. Then, while recieving oral sex, you rub your prickly pubes against the givers face really hard to cause a brush burn.
Dude, I totally gave this chick the brilo pad last night.
by Rahvihn March 23, 2004
mugGet the The Brilo Padmug.

Period Pad

Soaks up the bloody discharge from your vaginal secreasions that passes through your pubic hair IF you have pubic hair.
WAIT LORI!! dont run that fast your period pad will fall out!
by andrealovesyou October 7, 2006
mugGet the Period Padmug.

Pad Thaiarrhea

1. A bowel conditioning resulting from eating poorly prepared Pad Thai.

2. A dish to be served to someone you dislike. Here is the recipe:

Ingredients:
Pad Thai

Directions:
Eat Pad Thai.
Marinate in stomach for two hours.
Mix in small intestine for six hours.
Bake in large intestine for two hours at 98.6 degrees.
Form into small loafs with colon (consistency will vary).
Serve on best china.

Voila!

This dish is sometimes called "Thai Surprise."

Number Of Servings: Will vary.

Preparation Time: Will vary depending on personal issues.
That is the last time I ever eat at THAT restaurant! Their noodles gave me Pad Thaiarrhea for three days.

After my former landlord refused to return my deposit, I whipped him up a steaming plate of Pad Thaiarrhea and left it on his doorstep in a Chinese takeout box.
by Rogan January 7, 2007
mugGet the Pad Thaiarrheamug.

shoulder pads

80's 'fashion'!?
by Alison Leighton July 31, 2003
mugGet the shoulder padsmug.

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