Puerto Rican Jackhammer

The act of dipping a small round rod into any variety of hot sauce and then quickly thrusting it in and out of a guys peehole.
Man1: "I'm down for some kinky shit, but when she suggested a puerto rican jackhammer i was out of there"

Man2: "Well can I get her phone number then?"
by XtheoneandonlyfattyX August 06, 2011
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Puerto Rican iPod

When (in this case) Puerto Ricans hang out on the sidewalk all day next to their parked that has all four doors open and blast music as loud as possible
Frasier: Wait wait, I couldn't hear you...I'm in Bushwick and just passed a Puerto Rican iPod

Niles: Which kind?

Frasier: A tricked out Honda Civic
by stella catois January 10, 2012
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goddamn puerto ricans

yeah we think we da shit cuz we are we beautiful as hell,people who are hated on by other people like WHACKER
we godddamn puertoricans are always hated on by other bitches
by puertorican and proud April 19, 2005
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Puerto Rican Wanna Be

either a dum ass cuban that wishes he was a puerto rican or a rich stuck up puerto rican that makes A's in school that thinks hes mexican or black. Lots of em in clermont florida
Puerto Rican Wanna Be:
Yea nigga im down to cuss in front of everyone at school.
A real hardcore mexican:
Yea esa lets go fuck up some busters
by Matt156496 December 07, 2008
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Puerto Rican Steamboat

A girl takes a shit, melts it in her pussy and the guy eats it out.
Dude, my girl pulled a puerto rican steamboat last night. It was awesome!!!
by GoldenFalis March 16, 2009
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Puerto Rican Barbie

A Mexican hooker with a broken nose and a throat infection.
I let this Puerto Rican Barbie gum me behind the bushes but when she tried to blow snot rockets, I cut out.
by Gary the Baker May 27, 2009
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Puerto Rican Chili

When a guy has anal and puts a bucket underneath then cuts the head of his dick with a razor so the blood drips into the bucket and the girl has diarrhea into the bucket and they both eat it together.
last night me and this girl had the best Puerto Rican Chili in the world man!
by Ricannn December 15, 2009
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