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magic poon

Vagina in which a man cums in under 5 seconds
by Bdb2019 January 18, 2019
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poone fro

female pubic hair that is so long that it fro's out when the panties are removed.
That girl had a crazy poone fro. You gotta shave that shit!
by oobekkioo August 7, 2007
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Maroon Poon

The result of placing ones penis into a bootyhole then remove said penis then inserting it into a vagina while it's menstruating. The results are a concoction of blood and feces that resembles the color maroon.
"Omg Neto totally maroon pooned Mrs. Big BootyHoe."
by Bahhhginia May 19, 2015
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Dune Poon

I hit that dune poon like it was an oasis in the Sahara.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters November 1, 2003
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poon pub

A really large gaping vagina, especially on a really fat woman
"Thats the same thing shroder said about your poon pub last night"
by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008
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billy Poon

Local chinesse owner and all-round geezer of asain origin - NOT RACIST!
'We off down to billy poons for some prawn toast guys?'
by AGnumbnuts November 7, 2011
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Poon-Schlang

A bad or stale form of poon tang. slang for bad pussy.
1) mate, I saw you sneak home with some filthy poon-schlang last night.

2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!
by The Iron Commie Chef March 8, 2009
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