pole smoking

Performing an act of fellatio. This could relate to humans, animals or anything with a dong.

The girls are coming over tonight to get some pole smoking lessons from yours truly. I can't wait to blow a big load on their faces.

by ioscott July 7, 2011

pole hugger

A female stripper at a gentleman's club

I heard that Jane dropped out of college and is working late at night as a pole hugger.

by 2ndLGS June 18, 2010

pole hoe

The stripper that refuses to give lap dances, or dance in front of you. Instead, she dances on the pole, and watches you out of the corner of her eye.

Damn, I want a lappie from that one exotic dancer, but she's not coming over here. She's such a pole hoe.

by Martin Goya April 19, 2006

pole-dancing

The act of shoving a pole up one's ass, so that one gets hyped up and starts moving, therefore creating a random and humorous dance.

His pole-dancing was disturbing that night.

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 20, 2009

Pole Cat

A made up word used to make fun of the small resemblance between a skunk and a boston terrier.

Kari: I want to dress up that pole cat in cute outfits.

Shay: You made up that word. That is a boston terrier, not a skunk.

by VinnyBT May 17, 2010

pole vault

one of the most dangerous sports in the world, can only be preformed by the most skilled athletes, niggas cant do this sport

guy: can you pole vault?
other guy: yeah i broke my back once
guy: what a bad ass

by MFBA September 30, 2011

Pole to Pole

When two men are walking past each other in a confined space where they may contact each other in the genital regions.

This exception is only allowed if the men do not make eye contact, making eye contact will revoke their "man" status to Manbitch. It is preferred to pass by hole to hole than pole to pole.

Dude, that's a tight spot to pass by...better not pass by pole to pole.

by Manlaw 24-7 December 16, 2008