Being attracted to somebody when neither party is intoxicated. Generally refers to a point which you must determine if your hookups are just drunken mistakes or genuine attraction.
"This girl and I keep hooking up when we're wasted. It's happened like 5 times now. I think it's time to take it to the next level and see if she's sober interested in me."
by Shwayze69 August 11, 2008
Get the sober interested mug.A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
Get the Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about mug.Related Words
when one of your guy friends posts that he joined pinterest and you make him realize that he is the only guy you know who is on pinterest and that only women are commenting on his post about pinterest and he quickly deletes his pinterest account out of fear of losing his man card.
it is very rare that you hear guys having a conversation about pinterest, but 9 out of 10 women you know has one and talks about it at every social gathering. when one of your guy friends says he has a pinterest or is thinking about joining pinterest you and your buddies stage a pintervention to save your friend's potential man card revocation.
by the pinterventionist July 31, 2012
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Get the INTERESTED mug.So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.
*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
by t655645765 March 8, 2009
Get the hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble. mug.A Nuclear Conflict of Interest happens when elected Leaders give their support to the Nuclear Industry because they have received some form of Nuclear Payback without disclosing it to the public.
The number of Political Leaders that are being given money by the Nuclear Industry is rapidly increasing, is that the real reason we are being forced to accept more nuclear reactors and isn't that a Nuclear Conflict of interest?
by CaptD August 29, 2012
Get the Nuclear Conflict of Interest mug.Common American euphemism (1785-) for killing modest to large amounts of swarthy brown skinned foreigners as a means of controlling valuable resources. Often attached to nebulous notions of "national security".
by Bin Yamin April 14, 2008
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