If Indy's two "native guides" had actually lived long enough to stand trial, they would almost certainly have been Peruvian guilty of all kinds of horrid stuff.
by QuacksO April 27, 2025
Get the Peruvian guiltymug. The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.
by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023
Get the Peruvian guinea pigmug. Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.
To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute
by MormonsR'Us September 15, 2022
Get the Peruvian Flutemug. The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.
by Dr. Fell Boien June 4, 2024
Get the Peruvian Double Takemug. When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".
by peruvian lover August 5, 2022
Get the Peruvian Hot Pocketmug. by Notahobbit July 15, 2017
Get the Peruvian Teabagmug. Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed
by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025
Get the peruvian pipe cleanermug.