perma-virgin

One who will remain a virgin for life, due to greasy hair, plain black shoes and a drinking problem.

That Robert guy over there is sure a real perma-virgin.

by Bob February 11, 2003

Perasian

Someone who is half Asian and half Persian that constantly plays with himself and is obsessed with legless alpacas.

That mook is a Perasian.

by Prerasian Slayer July 28, 2009

Lord Jesus Perm

A Straightening Perm that causes the ends of the hair follicles to gracefully swoop upward in a heavenly manner, similiar to the hairstyle depicted in pictures of "White Jesus".

1. "I'm bald headed but i used to have a Lord Jesus Perm" - E-40

by NorthernCalifoolya1988 September 3, 2010

perma toe

The permanent state of a typically gargantuan camel toe.

Have you seen Sally's cameltoe man?

Who hasn't? She's got a perma toe!

by Erin Scott March 4, 2007

PerfSpot

Pronounce: p-e-r-v-s-p-o-t

A social network designed for perverts. Register there if you want ugly old perverts harassing you all the time. You will also be subjected to annoying advertising.

Perfspot is the amazzzing.

by Freaske May 1, 2008

perma chub

When a guy starts to get an erection but his penis does not become fully erect.

Did you see that girl before? She was so hot I was gettin perma chub.

by joey2324 October 5, 2009

Perm Bone

Perm Bone: A permanent boner; an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Oliver go brush your teeth." "Mom I can't, I've got a raging perm bone.

by centimeter peter October 21, 2010