Paxanity is a monotheistic religion. The Holy Book of Paxanity is the Bible. The religion is much like Christianity. In this religion when you are out in public you must keep something on your head to prevent bad spirits from entering the head. Hats, beanies, toboggan, etc counts towards this.
This religion believes that negative thoughts and bad spirits from others can travel into the mind affecting their mental health and sanity. The religion is about keeping peace through the mind. Peace in Latin translates to Pax. The religion worships turtles, sloths and cats they believe these animals ward off bad spirits. You can convert to Paxanity by just following in their beliefs. The members are called paxists. Therefore no one can make you take off your head covering.
This religion believes that negative thoughts and bad spirits from others can travel into the mind affecting their mental health and sanity. The religion is about keeping peace through the mind. Peace in Latin translates to Pax. The religion worships turtles, sloths and cats they believe these animals ward off bad spirits. You can convert to Paxanity by just following in their beliefs. The members are called paxists. Therefore no one can make you take off your head covering.
Person 1: What is your religion?
Person 2: I believe in Paxanity.
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: Its the belief in keeping bad spirits from entering the mind by concealing the head.
Person 1: Oh ok.
Person 2: I believe in Paxanity.
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: Its the belief in keeping bad spirits from entering the mind by concealing the head.
Person 1: Oh ok.
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