bobbly bongo

An vagina shapes intrument played with your penis.

Dave: “Can you play any instruments?”
Sean: “Yeah! Bobbly Bongo is my favourite!”

by davehascraves September 23, 2022

Bongo Beater

Something that makes 0 sense or an unbelievably bad take.

Tom : Was Hitler really bad?
Matt: You're such a bongo beater

OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater

by QueenLatisha May 30, 2022

Bongo munch

psychadelic grub, food that has a tang!!

by Anonymous August 04, 2003

Bongo Breek

Bongo Break is the word that will solve all of your problems in an instant. It's used when you're feeling really shitty and you just want to roar or if you have accomplished something very big, this is the right word to yell out.

"Dude, my fridge is empty and all i can see is a void of darkness."
"Toni, *sigh* just yell Bongo reek and it will all be good."
"BONGOOOOOOOOO BREEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!"
"Thanks, Dennis it worked shouting *Bongo Breek*."
"If your name is Dennis, you have a big brain and belly."

by Yukej December 11, 2017

Ali Bongo

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢

"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "

by mr cod January 21, 2024

Bongo

Washed up White trash

Look at this bongo !

by ykitsme March 19, 2019

bongoes

Similar in meaning to "good", but has the connotation that whatever is being described could be radical, extreme or unexpected. Can alternatively be spelt "bongos".

See also: bongoeman, bongify, beats the drums

"Check it out, this is bongoes!"
"Did you go to the party yesterday? It was absolutely bongoes!"

by Bongoeman February 26, 2025