Lawn Mower

A machine used by your neighbors that IS SO GODDAMN LOUD I SWEAR TO GOD IT UNLEASHES 69420 SCREAMING DEMONS FROM HELL

It also cuts grass.
Person 1: I was going to fix my sleep schedule but the person next to us is using a lawn mower.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.
by ThatBOIIIIIIIII December 15, 2019
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Lawn mower

I am using a lawn mower to write this sentence
by Poop ostrich June 02, 2017
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Lawn Dart

Term used among Motocross racers and is when you crash and you get ejected landing head first, usually jamming your neck up pretty good.
*while trying to crank dirt bike after crash*
Rider 1: You ok man ? I saw you lawn dart on tha triple
Rider 2: Yeah I'm good ,how'd it look?
Rider1: Brutal
by brandNV August 07, 2017
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Lawn dart

When a woman lays on the edge of the bed and a man starts at the end of the hall, and gets a running head start, and as soon as he hits the bedroom doorway he jumps and arches his back while grabbing his ankles and sticks it in and finishes in one foul swoop. It is required to promptly roll over and smoke a cigarette.
The wife let me lawn dart her last night, I think I dislocated my hip.
by The lawn dart man February 22, 2019
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Maple Lawn

1. n. A place where good food is cooked and gossip is stirred on an hourly basis thanks to staff who live at the counter on their nights off
2. n. The home of Elmira's best singing cook
3. n. Where Old people dine and whine
4. n. A red barn with a polar bear
5. A Family Owned Restaurant
1.Rene', Barb, and Cass.
2. Kelly Clarkson
3. The Nursing Home
4. Crowley farms
5. Maple Lawn
by Employee08 August 26, 2008
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lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
by lechiffrefreakout September 02, 2015
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The Nothing Lawn

It is nothing. But everything comes from nothing. So that means it is better then everything.
by BisexualBroccoli October 25, 2020
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