Jamison Olson

Blonde. Gullible.

Jamison Olson: “Eep”

by Silly pseudonyms February 22, 2023

Dirty Olson

When you cum inside your partner in no particular hole and or spot, then proceed to eat your own pizza.

Also known as Olsoning yourself or getting Olsoned.

My trans mate blew me until I came in his mouth and then he dirty olsoned me while French kissing.

by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024

Dirty Olson

When you cum inside your partner in no
particular hole and or spot, then
proceed to eat your own jizz.

Also known as 0lsoning yourself or
getting Olsoned.

My trans mate blew me until I came in his
mouth and then he dirty olsoned me
while French kissing

by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024

grey oblong pill

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It tells you what to do
It's preprogrammed
It's amazing
Speaks to you directly
You behave as
It's appraising
Helps you act correctly
Helps you to be cool
It helps you rule

1: Hey dude, you got a grey oblong pill yet?
2: Yeah! It looks like Keanu Reeves

by thesquip January 28, 2024

The Oblongs

The Oblongs is an obscure, satirical tv show that aired for 13 episodes in 2001. It was created by Angus Oblong and has developed a cult following. It shows to be a profound piece of adult animation, for its depiction of LGBTQ+ people. In fact, it's better than Family Guy. But that's my opinion.

Jim: Do you remember that one TV show?
Bob: The Oblongs?
Jim: Yeah.
Bob: Yeah, I do!

by Hello_World86 July 3, 2024

operation oxlong

operation oxlong was pulled off to get all its followers 4x dezz. carried out by boss man alec, right hand man, left hand man, middle hand man dean, scope the pope, desi, kimberley, drilla ai, the N9 tribunal, neeeeeky nelllllson, shein abein, olive jinji, battering ram, skepta, JME, kanye west, konua, kanye east, tina, mr yepps, the ngx guy, lester crest, the huzz tribunal, huzz final boss, brinaldinual, favian wohivch, linda keating, nazhan, jeramiah wattage and bitcoin bank

operation oxlong is the next big thing

by funnydoodle1 July 25, 2025

Shon Motherfucking Olson

That guy.

Q: Who played this music?

A: Shon Motherfucking Olson

Q:How did he make that pool shot? I didn't think that was possible.
A:He is Shon Motherfucking Olson, that's how.

by DannyNoonan89 February 24, 2019