Oh my jonas

An act of expressing surprise, angst or amusement, without using God's name in vain, whilst also utilising the name "Jonas" from the Jonas Brothers, a popular band in America

Laura - Hey, did you see that dress yesterday from Saks, wasn't it gorgeous
Ashley - Oh my Jonas, i know, it was a really good colour as well

by Jalilalalalalal May 12, 2008

Oh my crackers

A synoym for oh my god, oh my jesus, something that is unbelievable to the eyes, a surprise,

Person 1: Do I really have to do the laundry?
Person 2: Oh my crackers! LEAVE ME ALONE! Hahaha.

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: OH MY CRACKERS.

by Ohmycrackers! May 12, 2012

Oh my god

Oh my god is a word used for shock or a suprise or disgust

Oh my god that's so disgusting

by Thenerd212 May 8, 2021

Oh my ass

When someone is getting fucked in their shitty asshole, they may proclaim this state of discomfort.

Rubbercow got some hot anal and said "Oh my ass". Ed masturbated.

by Seifer Almasy June 27, 2003

Oh my gee

A phrase usually girls use, just another abriviation of oh my gosh.

Oh my gee!!!! Did you see his hair.

Oh my gee!!!! Are you kidding!!!!!!!

by BIGMATTA February 5, 2010

Oh My Lanta

An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.

"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"

by J-dog April 25, 2005

Oh my gaysh

an exclamation used when an someone is presented with an unfavorable event that is gay. Origins of the word can be traced back to a combination of the popular phrase "oh my god!" and the word gay.

Oh my gaysh! I just spilled beer all over myself!

by B to the K April 25, 2009