Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.

I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.

by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014

Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Flopstacle Course

A scattering of cats on a cool tile floor in a narrow pathway on a very hot day.

I had to run the flopstacle course on my way to the kitchen.

by roswtr August 17, 2020

crash course bitch

A practice girl.

You still with Hillary, nah man she was a crash course bitch.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

OFucking Course

Of *fucking * course (with a cool swear word in the middle)

"Wow, you really did put this expression on Urban Dictionary"
"Ofucking course*

by Thatrandompersonrightthere May 5, 2021

Outer course

Vigorous dry humping with clothes on.

Wow. The men from Thunder Down Under in Vegas outer coursed the shit out of Ally the bachelorette at their show.

by Alyssa8272 April 23, 2022

Balloon head course

Balloon head course: a course of study, usually required continuing education, that requires little effort.

I have a balloon head course, it will meet your requirements and you do the minimum.

by Brigid too October 29, 2023