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flowered my ass

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.
This person flowered my ass so hard last night.
by Poakley December 11, 2019
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puckers my ass

Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.
It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!
by Shabidoo June 20, 2019
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Herbs in my ass

When you’ve been working on the farm for 6000000000000000 days straight and then when you take a showers u find out there’s been herbs/crops growing in you’re anus/butt/ass
Omg there are mother fucking HERBS IN MY ASS!
by Hijackpoop24 June 30, 2020
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suck my ass

when you're pissed off and your only comeback is suck my ass
guy: you're such a bitch

girl: suck my ass you white boy
by guy1girl2 September 25, 2016
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whiping my ass

an other word for kissin ass.
hey man you look nice today i like your hair, nikka quit whiping my ass i dont like you!
by ilymom December 19, 2009
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crack my ass

susan : you suck!
karen : crack my ass susan!! >;(
by ticklemybutthoe September 5, 2019
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sip my ass

This is what you say to people you don't like. As in you make a youtube video with your trash samsung talking about other people! And you say "sip my ass." You pretent to be a first grader and say that you dont want to go to their birthday. Also you make up story's that you broke up with your 4th grade boyfriend
by whore lol June 21, 2019
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