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I got the best snapchat from Noah today
by noahologist December 21, 2014
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Noah is a somewhat overweight guy that causes everyone to pronounce his name by saying every syllable. He's also comedic at times, but only depending on the situation. Girls often like him, but he doesn't know it due to lack of self confidence.
girl 1: Hey its No-ah!
girl 2: No-ah!
guy: No-ah!
Noah : Oh hey guys...
by Uwould222 October 23, 2012
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The only name in any language on earth the is universally accepted as the person being a complete waste of space
by Peachytree February 10, 2019
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Noah is pretty gay has a Xbox and gets grounded alot, he is 11 and sucks at fortnite a guy that likes someone name Sarah and he so gay
by qwerty19 May 30, 2019
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A person who is a Boomer and likes kids too much. This person also likes to follow people home and peer through their windows,
by Noah Roscoe December 10, 2019
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"hello this is noah, my husband"
by aryn is gay May 28, 2018
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Noah is a different sort of human who unlike most, has many different qualities. He may not be the brightest guy in the room but he will make sure to act a dumb as possible to attract any people that he may call his friends. The one thing he is good at though is the sport of basketball. No just kidding he is actually bad at everything he tries at. Girls he may find attractive are short and stubby and usually look like men.
"Stop being a Noah and start putting the basketball in the hoop."
"Don't be like Noah and try to act mature."
by schnogzzboggz September 25, 2018
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