Comedic Offense

When you get assaulted by a clown.

Person 1: Heard you took someone to court?

Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.

Person 1: What were they charged with?

Person 2: Comedic Offense...

by Purble! December 12, 2020

offensive widowmaker

The single best and most meta playstyle in the video game Overwatch, those who play it are usually the best players of their game.

Player 1: why is no one playing offensive widowmaker? we'll never win!
Player 2: don't worry, i got this.

by jim_odeur January 25, 2017

Danish Offense

Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.

Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."

by fjgsteff July 20, 2019

Start the offense

Starting process of running different plays to try and score points against a woman you think is attractive….in hope to get her number or gmail

man 1: shorty is very attractive

Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here

Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves

by bsssen April 27, 2025

passive offensive

1) To say things or act in such a way as to offend, without being directly offensive. 2) indirectly offensive

Wearing punk rock style clothing to a luncheon is so passive offensive!

by Paul & this girl December 4, 2017

Offensive

it doesnt matter djtomb59 cant speel it

when someone wants to spell Offensive they cant because dj is a moron

by woolf mr November 27, 2021

Offensive Rebound

A person who rebound off their rebound with who they were originally rebounding from

A guy Matt rebounds from Susan with Hannah but then performs an offensive rebound from Hannah with Susan.

by MORMONCOCK April 30, 2019