rookie shoulders

The shoulders of a newborn baby that hasn't seen any action yet.

I saw this baby, he had rookie shoulders.

by superpolice049 April 09, 2021

shoulder-dicking

The act of placing your exposed penis on someone's shoulder without their consent or prior knowledge.

Did you see the new receptionist? I would totally shoulder-dick her.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.

by randominternethandle November 09, 2017

shoulder boulders

when a girl grows from having just nipples to having fully grown rocks of boulders hanging low from her shoulders.

I shagged this bird and as soon as her bra sprang off i realised a immediate sign of shoulder boulders

by cmts October 02, 2009

shoulder sniffing

If their is a group of friends and somebody (not a friend) tries to join in the conversation but just finds themselves lingering on the outskirts, getting nothing but people's backs to them, they are shoulder sniffing.

Who the hell is that guy shoulder sniffing? I swear I've never spoken to him before.

by Sam Kinnear April 28, 2008

Hard Shoulder

The action of gently placing male genitalia onto the shoulder of an, often, unsuspecting recipient. Normally with intent to seduce

"Wow, I can't believe Gian gave him the hard shoulder..."

by gianluca_campanile June 23, 2017

Shoulder-Dicking

When you're seated next to someone who has a standing desk, creating the awkward situation of having their dick at your shoulder height.

Brad is great, but honestly ever since he got a standing-desk I feel like he's shoulder-dicking me all the time. Every time I turn around his dick is right there on my shoulder.

by Pseudo-hym July 13, 2015

Shoulder Trout

When a co-worker hovers over with you, with their crotch resting on your shoulder.

Dude I was looking at a wiki and the dude 2 cubes down from me shoulder trouted me. I had to wash my shirt.

by Freidan July 26, 2010